(Bizzy Vibe Archive — Original Christmas Song)
Lyrics — Holiday Logistics
[VERSE 1]
December hits, and suddenly
Everyone’s a travel agency.
“Can you come here? Can you swing by?”
I swear I hear the holidays sigh.
We’re mapping out three families,
Like we’re planning cross-country strategies —
And the group chat? Yeah… it’s no help at all.
Just silence… or an awkward roll call.
[CHORUS]
Holiday logistics,
Who goes where and why?
Someone says “we’ll play it by ear,”
But that’s the biggest lie.
We’re juggling plans like acrobatics,
‘Tis the season of schematics —
Yeah, holiday logistics…
Every year, the same old antics.
[VERSE 2]
Your mom wants breakfast, mine wants late,
Your sister changes every date.
Someone warns of “weather coming,”
Someone else says “kids are running.”
We’re driving loops from town to town,
Still smiling so we don’t break down.
It’s festive — sure — but let’s be real:
It’s not the cookies, it’s the wheel.
[CHORUS]
Holiday logistics,
Who goes where and why?
Someone says “we’ll figure it out,”
And I just roll my eyes.
We try so hard to make it work,
While schedules go berserk —
Yeah, holiday logistics…
A delicate, chaotic circus.
[BRIDGE]
Someday maybe we’ll stay home,
Put our phones on silent mode.
Hot cocoa, matching socks,
No need for mileage or clocks.
But until that miracle arrives…
We’ll navigate these festive vibes.
[FINAL CHORUS]
Holiday logistics,
We’ll show up like we do —
With gifts, good humor,
And exhausted déjà vu.
If we make it through the map attacks,
We deserve a holiday plaque —
For mastering logistics…
And keeping our sanity intact.
💬 About This Song
“Holiday Logistics” is the annual chaos everyone knows too well — juggling parents, in-laws, siblings, timing, travel, and expectations that never quite line up.
It’s funny, painfully relatable, and captures the modern holiday shuffle with a wink.